ALEX WADEs NASTY RASH !!

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Re-united with his family, Alex Wade, pictured above, 58 from west Cornwall, announced, “Its been emotional, I spent the longest night of my life fighting off small birds who seemed determined to make my life a misery. I made smoke signals and banged rocks together” Wade, who was found  at 6.48am this morning, put up a fierce fight. He was  painting a medium sized self portrait in oils when he was discovered by confused twitcher/rescuers. ”We were actually looking for a flock of Golden Barbed Winkle Snouts, and we stumbled across this rather odd chap grubbing about in the sand , I think he’s frightened all the Golden Barbed Winkle Snouts away . He came out swinging, the boy has a hefty left hook on him”  said Boss Hogg, Secretary of the BTS (Barbados Twitchers Society) “But we are happy to have helped the poor old bugger out”.

 Wades wife, K said “Alex often wanders off, I dont know what all the fuss is about”?

An Embassy spokesman, Mr Jesus Daniels said “Wade will be re-patriated as soon as his nasty rash clears up”.

Alex Wade swept off island ! refuses to be DEAD

 

News is bad news, Alex is no more, gone, finished, an ex, not forgotten but most definately no more, Alex Wade is dead …………. its the only possible explanation, check his Blogg, people like that dont just stop typing, this is serious.

swept off the rocks of Barbados by the biggest thing to hit it in years, my moneys on him appearing in some internet hotspot very soon, weilding his soggy apple mac and declaring the bar OPEN !!!

the space that comes with surfing

well, yesterday turned out great.

I wonder if anyone bought her some petrol ?

yesterday i drove the north coast from Newquay down and back up again. I met great people all the way, all out enjoying the simple life. We talked about Ireland, paintings, dogs, art shows, homo-phobs, secret waves, broken arms, Chris Offilli, quads, broken cameras and flooding. Then outside Zennor i was flagged down by an on coming car, a dark eyed woman got out the back seat , ran back to me and shouted through the window “Petrol. You buy me petrol, give me money you buy me petrol” ! then she shoved a gold chain and 2 gold rings through the window and carried on bossing.

this is all its about really. simple

amid the last 2 or 3 days of …….. there have been waves and there were moments of clarity. Heres a Dad, his kid and a rainbow.

There were better surfers in the water, but there werent any as stoked as these guys. If you are going to bunk off school (he,s 11) its a good idea to make it worthwhile, the kid did great and his Dad looked like the cat that got the cream.  

gutted ! bringing up the rear ? YUK

, quiche  germany Score: 784 Overall Rank: 2449

Machado´s Hair Do ,  UK Score: 746 Overall Rank: 4076

mealers UNK,  United Kingdom Score: 726 Overall Rank: 4930

something isnt right here, the only people Im beating at the moment are the people who didnt buy a team ! Christ, Quiche is thrashing EVERYONE ! the man cant even walk straight, i demand a re-match, BRING ON BELLS !

Secondquiche ,  Germany Score: 723 Overall Rank: 5090

One Armed Bandits UNK,  England Score: 703 Overall Rank: 5975

Young Power UNK,  UK Score: 689 Overall Rank: 6475

surftwisted UNK,  uk Score: 659 Overall Rank: 7499

faceplantbitchslap ,  UK Score: 0 Overall Rank: 9725

Not now Weever Fish! UNK,  England Score: 0 Overall Rank: 9725

singing like a lamb

our plan for keeping it simple just leapt forward again this afternoon amongst strange trees and big black crow birds. This is all falling into place, all i need now is a sure fire way of remembering this fu-king password