shelf fest cancelled

surftwisted tri-annual October shelf fest has now been cancelled until the threat from the maniacal Belgian transexual has been sorted. Ultimatums, such as, “i think you have mis-understood my meaning” continue to pour in by e mail from the evangelical fruitcake, quiche lorraine.

twisted riders, employees and supporters remain on high alert

peace

alert raised from amber to red as Quiche swaps identity and attempts to crash into the inner sanctum of twisted towers

humous mad, cross dressing, Belgian, future father of 1, Quiche Lorraine today threw the entire twisted hostage negotiation team into a state of high alert as he switched identity before their very eyes.

“Quiche -or as the Moroccans dubbed him- <longsize>, is  Belgian”

complete turn around rocks fantasy surfer

in a blatant and cowardly backdown, surftwisted officials quietly wimpered inthe background as Belgian hardman, Quiche Lorrainne, stomped all over them and publically humiliated them once again. The six foot eight, bi-sexual father of one, sent a thinly veiled threat to twisted towers in which he stated : “hope all is well, i am soon to be a dad, isnt it a lovely time of year”. Hostage negotiators informed the twisted officials that it was best  “not to provoke him further, these evangelical fruitcakes can flip at the drop of a hat”, the matter is in the hands of the local police.

peace

scores are in……………..quiche is sacked

quichedelic TEAM PAGE

Surfer Value Place Points Kelly  Slater $11,750,000.00 2 141 Bobby  Martinez $8,250,000.00 7 114 Taylor  Knox $5,250,000.00 9 104 Travis  Logie $3,250,000.00 24 81 Jeremy  Flores $8,000,000.00 26 79 Kieran  Perrow $4,500,000.00 11 102 Jordy  Smith $4,750,000.00 20 85 Mikael  Picon $4,250,000.00 46 2   Total: 708

pick up yer pay cheque and f4++k off, yer fired !!!

shelf fest imminent

if this sweet weather isnt joined by some good old fashioned swell we may be into another shelf fest before we know whats hit us. Start praying to Hui because we deserve better

here comes Hui

10 hour shifts

well, i went to work today and it was one foot, so i walked a good few miles of the coast from leven to rinsey head, filming as i went, didnt earn a penny, picked a litre and a half of the sweetest blackberries for the kids and came home, 10 hour shift, knackered loved it and fell asleep in the bath

surprise birthday party and good good people

a week of sorting and a pile of jumbled text, e mails and voice mails later and all was happy down on the beach last night. Happy faces, heaps of kids and some funny stories, perfect

SURPRISE !!

yesterday was a good day, and this guy flys

bottom turn

i was surprised to see that he actually has his eyes open…….. know what i mean ?

car clampers, the solution

legally im sure its blah blah blah, but in truth, all we need to do is this……..

mmmmmmmmmm

yesterday at fistral

obviously i cant spill the beans as to where this is, the locals would go wild, and im one of them, we would probably lynch me 

north coast secret spot

north coast secret spot