Russell Brand walks out on the w@~kers at the telly and concentrates full time on his job at twisted towers

“Ive had enough of them whinning , job

this IS the greatest surf photo ever taken. its official

choose a direction and start typing circus boy

here at the towers that are twisted, its all exciting times, we just have to work out the wording and we are away !

Mitch Corbett cracks one off at a south coast secret spot last Friday morning

Steves strangest request

you can imagine, we get our fair share of odd balls

Red Adair

“If you think it’s expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur.”
- Red  Adair

shake

 

i love them all

stick a plug in it

one down and one to go, this winter its ear plugs all the way matey, otherwise, they will open the side of your ear like a pitta bread, skin the inner canal, save the skin, bore away at the growth with dental drills to open the canal again, put the skin back in place, pack out the canal with some foul smelling sterile solution soaked bandage material, seal it with a big wax plug and whack you full of morphine when you come round from the operation ! it sucks.

blu tak is the way forward

getting organised ! yeah right, he s gonna kill my pets

“get organised ” he said, “sort it out” he said, “do it or i kill yer cats” he said, oh yeah, its easy to say, especially when you have a multi million pound t shirt empire stretching from here to there and back, backing you up, but death threats to my pets is pushing the boundaries , surely. I cant even find out how to spell”squirrel”, because i cant find the spell check thang, i fear for my animals…………..

before you know it

i cant remember what Steve was talking about

on the turn

this is actually a lot more complicated than i was hoping for, but its getting closer, slowly slowly slowly

its on the way, but its not here yet